Negros Threaten Whites with Chimpout if Obama Loses - Ain't Divershity Grand!

[Uncle Salty]

You may be going to hell but I am not. I CAN'T. I am in Jesus Christ and he is in me. When I die I am getting carried UP into heaven, if you die unsaved you're going straight down into hell including every other unsaved person, the likes of which *who would be foolish enough to actually "thank" you for such a silly unscriptural idea.

*Carbon, Celtic Rogue, PlatinumBlonde, slowbell, zap

John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

This is what kills me about this line of thinking.

You could be a raping, pillaging, and killing machine your whole life, and then boom, on your death bed, you and Jesus become on or Jesus gets in you and get in Jesus, and then it's all good and off to heaven you go.

Really? Man, the Christians did a good job of scrubbing karma and reincarnation from their philosophy. Props for some great PR work.