Sunday chat 7/3

109°F Now! Heat index of 125° And my rock garden stopped sweating and is dieing of heat/sun stroke!

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Originally Posted by osoab

You don't have my two favorites listed unless I missed them.

Sweating like...

A whore in church.

A whore on freebee day.

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It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.

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Originally Posted by muffin

It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.

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the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.

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Originally Posted by osoab

the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.

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The colder one is adjustable.

"Colder than a drillers ass in Alaska" or Montana, insert any cold state.