Quote Originally Posted by osoab View Post
You don't have my two favorites listed unless I missed them.

Sweating like...

A whore in church.

A whore on freebee day.
It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.