You don't have my two favorites listed unless I missed them.
Sweating like...
A whore in church.
A whore on freebee day.
It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."
My granny was full of 'em.
Originally Posted by TheNocturnalEgyptian
Be polite to everyone you meet, but have a plan to attack them just in case.
Originally Posted by Serpo
What can religion do ...............send people mad,crazy and make people kill.