Quote Originally Posted by muffin View Post
It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.
the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.